Home Run Derby

I hate, hate, hate Chris Berman. (How bad is he? I wish Bobby Valentine and Joe Morgan would talk more so boomer wouldn't have a chance to speak. Do you understand me? I'd rather listen to Joe Morgan.) Boomer sucks and is the perfect ESPN announcer. Please. If any of you ever see Berman on the golf course, shove a club up his ass. I hate, hate, hate ESPN. (How old am I? I can remember when ESPN didn't suck. No, seriously. Once upon a time, they didn't suck, Now they suck. They suck hard. They are a joke. Have I mentioned that they suck?) It doesn't help that the home run derby is almost always a crushing bore.